"Aw damnit your eyes were closed. Ok let's try it again... smile!"
"Kathleen! Your eyes are closed again!"
"Well the flash is really bright!"
"Ok one more time."
"Really? I have tiny eyes, maybe they just look small. Lemme see..... oh. No. You're right. Definitely closed. This time I'm gonna keep my eyes closed and then when you tell me I'll open them."
"Alright... one two three... OPEN!"
"Shit. It wasn't fast enough. My bad. One .... more.... time."
"Hahahaha!!! You look like a crazy but they're OPEN!!"
"Please don't put that on facebook."
"I won't. I PROMISE."
I love trees, but more like the idea, not so much the touching. I live inside my head most of the time and fumble through life the rest of the time. I am an avid self portrait taker. Just because there is no one else around doesn't mean things shouldn't be documented. I am romantic about most things. I am a writer. It is my job, but not currently what I get paid to do. If I met me, I would be my best friend. I tend to be irreverent.