Raging example as to why I love Maris...
Scene: Walking back to the car from safeway where we got Diet Cokes and an assortment of unhealthy snacks:
Maris: "Ok I have a serious question... Do you like Cherry or Strawberry flavor better?"
Me: "Are we talking fruit or candy? Or the entire flavor spectrum?"
Maris: "Mmm... in general... what do you like better? I mean I like eating strawberries better than cherries but cherry flavoring better..."
Me: "Hmm .... I'm gonna have to go with Strawberry because EVERYTHING has a cherry flavor and strawberry is just harder to find."
And then she reached into her bag and threw me this:
And you wanna know why that is so mother effing badass? 1) she remembered we had ring pops on our SF roadtrip adventure. 2) She bought them WITHOUT ME NOTICING 3) Hello RING POP!!
God I love you maris. Don't ever leave.